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entertainmentweekly:

It’s true, Stefon — we compiled a full directory of New York’s 31 hottest clubs.

This post has everything.

Goodbye. That word sounds really lame and stupid right now but there it is. Goodbye.

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jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

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On May 26th… (x)

(Source: feyminism, via brittapperry)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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tyleroakley:

Me, regarding everything.

(Source: thoracs)

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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jakemalik:

how to tie the strongest knot ever

step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket

step 2: wait 1 minute

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shorm:

i-sniff-sharpies:

Cats that just couldn’t

(Source: doctorjohnfuckingwatson, via crazybitcharoundhere)

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

(via jlangblues)